Majors

Tonight, me and my bros were once again still in the library not doing any work. We were talking about what our majors were and the possibility of taking classes over the summer so we can continue to frat in B-Town for the duration of the summer. My bro asked me "Kugs what is your major?" I of course responded with "Sport Communication" (the true bro major). Once I responded, one of my fellow bros charmed in with "Wait, you have a major?"... My Life Is Kugs

Sentences

Tonight me and my bros were for some reason at the library. Now we werent actually doing work- mostly facebook and video chatting hoes. I said "I have been reading the same sentence for half an hour" My bro asked me what does it say? I responded with "I don't know"... My Life is Kugs

Library Printers and Porn

What if there was a printer hooked up to our computer right here and we just printed off a lot of porn on it and had someone go get it for us? My life is kugs

"What do i need to learn about self-control.....i have self-control"

80s Party

Tonight my frat is throwin down a huge rager for freshman hoes. The theme is 80s so I decide to put on my neon yellow shirt and hat(beacause thats the only thing a true bro would wear). My bro told me "Kugs, you look like an ass hole" I responded "Thanks"... My Life Is Kugelman

A little too Bro

Last night I blacked-out. Yes bro but not out of the ordinary. The blackout occured around midnight after pounding shots. The next morning I was informed of "bro"ing out while blacked-out for 5 hours, trying to fight a fellow bro, and railing a line of shotgun. Moral of the story, when Blacked, Stay away from Brotein

World Pledges

Today i was drinking a brotein shake after a hard work out and getting my bro on at the gym. While walking back to the house to chill with my bros, i pounded down the brotein shake and threw the can on the ground and said there are world pledges to clean it up.......my life is kugelman

Loft

After a long night of partying and pounding brews with my bros I decided to settle down and find a slam piece for the night. When i found the right one I told her to get up in my loft. Since we were both hammered it took her a little while to figure out a way up. I grew impatient and told her to "hurry the fuck up". When she finally got up in the loft I said "finally... now can we start hooking up".... My Life is Koogs